Alaska Jokes The Lower 48

Connecticut Sun cornering market on Alaskan players

“There isn’t a huge media market, and it’s not like college coaches can just drive to your high school games, which can happen a lot down here,” Griffin said. “Plus, the clubs that you play for are not as recognized as they are in the lower 48, as well as the camps. The Oregon City End of Trails camp was popular for a lot of us because it was so close to Alaska, but to get good exposure is hard.

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Sarah Palin Inexplicably Quits "One Nation," Bus Tour
Sarah Palin Inexplicably Quits "One Nation," Bus Tour

She's a quitter. Faithful wife & helpmate Sarah Palin is working with her strong, muscular, blue-collar husband Todd at their fishing concession on Bristol Bay, Alaska. No big mystery. She will be baaa-ck in the Lower 48 soon enough.



Connecticut Sun cornering market on Alaskan players

“Plus, the clubs that you play for are not as recognized as they are in the lower 48, as well as the camps. The Oregon City End of Trails camp was popular for a lot of us because it was so close to Alaska, but to get good exposure is hard.



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Everest test 'humbling,' RI climber says

By contrast, the highest point in the lower 48 states is under 15000 feet. Base Camp was a village of tents on rocks atop a glacier. Each climbing group had its own section. Mariorenzi described it as a mini-United Nations, with Japanese and French



Some Illegal Campers Resistant to Clear Out of Public Spaces

Go to any lower 48 city and see if this is acceptable. Anchorage has been very lenient in the past on this issue compared to most cities. And I completely understand that. For the most part, I feel for these people too. But all they have to do is pick



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Nevadan in Alaska: A Written and Photographic Diary « Guns, Knives ...

May 2, 2011 

7PM – I sail over Olympia, WA in a little de Havilland jet, and beneath the buzzing, great dark bodies of water loom through the clouds – larger than any water body in the desert. Entire towns of water. Entire cities of water. Entire counties of water. Cloud wisps float like angels above the rough and bumpy green earth. Channels of deep gun-metal blue are wrinkled, like dry skin, from the wind. Islands of green float like barges, and ships, like fish, swim past in a hurry, zipping, somewhere to go. The jet plane dips down, bumps, and suddenly, factories, houses of concrete appear in the wet and misty sunset of Seattle.

10:55PM – It’s been over 3 hours now, and the sky has not changed. All the way to Anchorage from Seattle, I stare at the baby blue West, the pink sunset licks her lips and lingers, never quits. Time is frozen, melting slowly. This is the farthest I’ve been from home. This is the longest plane flight. I’m only 8 feet from the jet engine, and the sea looks peaceful as I float above the sky, cheating time and history. In a jet plane, I cheat history and the frosted mustaches and beards plowing north, the chain of furry hearts pawing through the infinite Yukon territory. These days, it only takes 3 or 4 hours to travel to The Great Land, but the sun sets slow, as if to tease, to remind me of the jet plane cheating I’m committing.

At 11PM , the plane dips, and more snow than I’ve ever seen – pointed triangles towards heaven – floats over the black and empty earth and the sea’s inland fingers point north. The ocean’s inlet fingers are clasped with pure, crystalline white, even in May. “Overwhelming,” I was warned before I left the lower 48. Montana is for those who can’t take Alaska.

May 4, 2011

5:30PM – Two days ago, I arrived in Alaska. The plane gently danced over glaciers and white pyramids before violently landing in Anchorage. I walked straight to baggage claim, and thirty seconds later, my pack, with knives, a gun and two saws, fell onto the conveyor belt. Smiling, I proudly hoisted the pack onto my back, secretly hoping someone had noticed the sleeping pad and camping gear sticking out of the top that says: “I’m going places. In Alaska.


Alaska Jokes The Lower 48 - Bookshelf

Images of the North, histories, identities, ideas

Images of the North, histories, identities, ideas

of several jokes and stories about being or becoming Alaskan that ... Just as an essentially rural Alaska is juxtaposed to an essentially urban Lower 48 ...

Frommer's Alaska 2010

Frommer's Alaska 2010

You often hear the joke, “Anchorage isn't Alaska, but you can see it from there, ” and ... in wilderness deeper than any you could find in the Lower 48. ...

U.S. National Forest Campground Guide, Alaska Region

U.S. National Forest Campground Guide, Alaska Region

There is a joke told in Alaska, “If you take Alaska and make it into two states, ... At approximately one third the size of the Lower 48, Alaska is huge. ...

The Alaska Almanac, Facts about Alaska

The Alaska Almanac, Facts about Alaska

These carriers also provide freight service between Anchorage and the Lower 48. ... It was no joke. The plane was taking off from the Juneau airport and ...

Alaska for Dummies

Alaska for Dummies

Lower 48: The contiguous United States (everything but Alaska and Hawaii). ... butt of any of a number of practical jokes people like to play on cheechakos. ...

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The Mgmt. Although I worry that a pizza oven would threaten the structural integrity of ... beers cruised up the Alcan Highway from the Lower 48 and into Alaska, and the state ...

Slice: Tagged: Alaska
The Mgmt. Although I worry that a pizza oven would threaten the ... in the Land of the Midnight Sun. All Alaska jokes aside, we in the Lower 48 must overcome ...

The Great Alaska Road Trip
The daily journal of three bikers on a journey to Alaska via the Alcan highway. Lots of pictures. Grins, giggles, drinking, wenching, jap bike jokes, and other funnies.

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